BIRDS.

Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 811 points –
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Lol, eight maids a milking... Slaves. He's sending you slaves darling.

Consider the gender distribution of:

  • eight maids a-milking
  • nine ladies dancing
  • ten lords a-leaping
  • eleven pipers piping
  • twelve drummers drumming

Some deep fetish shit is about to go down

Hey them pipers and drummers could be ladies! Its current year

All 140 humans, including the 30 lords, are slaves. You don't otherwise “own” humans like birds or rings.

Calculation by Vihart

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