Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school
roastedDeflator@kbin.social to 
theguardian.com
Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.
The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.
Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849
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