Fake news, fake penis...

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 833 points –
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Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?

I need a FOSS dildo manager

You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:

And my favorite:

As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.

Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.

You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way.

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No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.