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I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.

Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.

Me: Okay...

W: So I took the rock salt off the base.

Me: Hmm?

W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.

Me: Ah.

W: And it just dissolved!

Me: Yep, it's salt.

W: I want a refund.

Me: laughs.

This has me wondering if art supply stores have people coming in complaining that their pencil ran out of lead when they were in the middle of drawing.

Aren't those things like the size of a fist? How long did she wash it for?!

I'm guessing it just lost all of the desirable texture of the crystals

Im thinking she either just ran hot water over it, or decided to let it soak, only to come back to sea water in her sink.

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