A And BStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 786 points – 8 months ago109Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.Yum. Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.I find breathing to be better than not breathing. Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVERIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kidSmell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed. Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.Deep down I've always known thisYeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary. Thanks SatansMagottyCumFartIs Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?Why does it never taste like salt? And why do I keep trying?!?I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty
I feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.Yum. Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.I find breathing to be better than not breathing. Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVERIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kidSmell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed. Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.Deep down I've always known thisYeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary. Thanks SatansMagottyCumFartIs Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?Why does it never taste like salt? And why do I keep trying?!?I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty
Yum. Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.I find breathing to be better than not breathing. Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVERIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kidSmell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed. Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.Deep down I've always known thisYeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary. Thanks SatansMagottyCumFartIs Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?
Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.I find breathing to be better than not breathing. Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVERIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kidSmell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed. Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.Deep down I've always known this
I find breathing to be better than not breathing. Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVERIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVERIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
But why would you do thatLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
How old is this saying, reallyAt least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
At least two hours old.5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
5 hrs evenCan we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
Can we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simplerSorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed. Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.Deep down I've always known this
If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.
Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.
Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary. Thanks SatansMagottyCumFartIs Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?
Why does it never taste like salt? And why do I keep trying?!?I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty
I feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.
Yum.
Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.
Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.
I find breathing to be better than not breathing.
Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.
Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER
It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.
But why would you do that
Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.
How old is this saying, really
At least two hours old.
5 hrs even
Can we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simpler
Sorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid
Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.
Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.
If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.
Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.
Deep down I've always known this
Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.
Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart
Is Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?
Why does it never taste like salt?
And why do I keep trying?!?
I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty