Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in Pennsylvania Wokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!
C'mon man, Transylvania is right there
Transylgaynia
Even better. Shit, that could be a bumper sticker.
It's bad form to name a place after another place.
Kicks New York, New Hampshire, and New Mexico under the rug
Fucking typical, everyone forgets about New Jersey ....
How dare you damn someone to Ohio. Bah gawd, that lady’s got a family!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.
Fuck, our dastardly plan is being foretold far too early for this part of the movie! Science damnit!
The liberal media has already corrupted you and, therefore, we have no interest in further altering you.
I am a straight trans gal, is there space for me?
NO!
You MUST be GAY.
😢
Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in
PennsylvaniaWokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!C'mon man, Transylvania is right there
Transylgaynia
Even better. Shit, that could be a bumper sticker.
It's bad form to name a place after another place.
Kicks New York, New Hampshire, and New Mexico under the rug
Fucking typical, everyone forgets about New Jersey ....
keep on kicking
That's why I am happy I live in Springfield.
How dare you damn someone to Ohio. Bah gawd, that lady’s got a family!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.
Fuck, our dastardly plan is being foretold far too early for this part of the movie! Science damnit!
The liberal media has already corrupted you and, therefore, we have no interest in further altering you.
Oh, I'm sure they'd just LOVE YOU.
(jk)