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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1447 points –
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.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

I'd just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers' milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.