125 House Republicans back 'life at conception' bill, no IVF exceptionRapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world – 336 points – 7 months agobusinessinsider.com33Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsIs masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder? If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?πΆπ΅ Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great π΅πΆIf it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers πWomen are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.
Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder? If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?πΆπ΅ Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great π΅πΆIf it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers πWomen are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.
If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers πWomen are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.
Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.
It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.
You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.
I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.
Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?
If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?
πΆπ΅ Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great π΅πΆ
If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers π
Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.
It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.
Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.
You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.
But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.
I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.
Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.