joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex

JonsJava@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 5350 points –

I'm tired about reading about reddit here.

We left. Let's move on.

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Instead of reddit, why not talk about something more positive on your date, like how many tickets you are going to buy for my new movie, "Barbie", only in theaters July 21st?

Hello Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie (sometimes I get mistaken for you). Is it true you were cast in Barbie because you have plastic feet?

Nice try Quentin, you already got me once with "Once upon a time in Hollywood", you are not going to get me again.

C'mon it'll be fine, just drive that pink car with your plastic feet on the dashboard

Doubt she can beat Esteemed Character Actress Margot Martindale.

  1. So I can see it 4 times by myself.

Why not buy an extra ticket for the seat next to yours every time, so you can have more seat room all to yourself?

Is this really Margot Robbie, Academy Award-nominated actress of upcoming blockbuster summer flick ā€œBarbieā€? If it is, wink twice.

Soon to be "Academy Award winning", wink wink

Great to see such a talented star already participating on Lemmy! Even without seeing the movie, I know the Oscarā€™s as good as yours:) Good luck with the film, and Iā€™ll definitely go see it in theaters with my SO (twice, even).

None. Not going to watch it because it shows a map with China's nine dash line. China has been harassing our fishermen and coast guards here in the Philippines, in our own waters. The government is also planning to ban the movie.

I heard about this, but I really canā€™t find anything resembling that on the disputed frame. Like, it has to be there because a government probably checked it better than me, but where exactly?

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