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People don’t think some guy and his wife look like losers when he’s wearing a fedora. People think a single guy in a graphic tee with a fedora looks like a loser. Go dress sharp, the only people whose opinions of your appearance matter seem to like it when you wear one.

What about a guy in a graphic tee with a fedora with his wife?

Depends on how greasy they both look.

I mean, no matter how greasy they look, they're together, good for them.

I think it depends on how shitty they're behaving.

From all the sex they're having? Because you're there too on the sex tarp?

Wtf is a sex tarp, and why would anyone need one?

I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she'd lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.

This was way more personal information than I was hoping to get from anyone today.