I feel like I get the joke, but I'd like it explained in hopes that it's better than what I think it is.
You def get it
Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride.
The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped
Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am
I need some sort of school English translation of that
I'm certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it's upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a "Kia Chevy Juke". Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.
I feel like I get the joke, but I'd like it explained in hopes that it's better than what I think it is.
You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am
I need some sort of school English translation of that
I'm certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it's upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a "Kia Chevy Juke". Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.
This was very clear. Thanks friend
But what if someone's dissin' ya fly girl?
give em one o THESE
https://youtu.be/3sH95YrJKEI?si=pO_Jk8USv7OnWRiA
Do people really talk like this?
Yes. The Tower of Babel ain't done with us yet.
The joke is trying to id an Uber
Do they put incorrect car names?
People just don't know what they look like