My wife was unimpressed by Vim

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Divorce.

Vidorce.

:q!

Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!

Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you'll be fine

To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!

Redditors don't do that.

$ touch grass
$

Now what?

Redditors something something

I think you might be lost.