Russia Issues Arrest Warrant For Kasparov On Terrorist Charges

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Russia Issues Arrest Warrant For Kasparov On Terrorist Charges
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For anyone unaware of who Kasparov is, he's a very famous chess World Champion from Russia who held the title for 15 years.

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Watch out, the 61 year old chess grandmaster is going to commit terrorism.

I've heard he's been witnessed using some sort of board to plan out his tactics.

His whole purpose is to assassinate the leaders of his opponents.

Exercise extreme caution, he is always thinking several moves ahead!

After a while, the rush from Chess-Boxing wears off, and you need to escalate to Chess-Bombing to get that adrenaline pumping again.

First vibrators up the butt, now bombs? These chess boys are gettin rowdy.

Is that how that one person cheated and Magnus refused to play or something like that?

It's a hilarious theory with zero evidence to back it up, but equally zero evidence to refute it. There's beauty in its possibility and ultimate unknowability