A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.EdibleFriend@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.world – 735 points – 2 months agobusinessinsider.com288Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsThere's plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.I figured that was a fucking typo at firstA frunking typoLet me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.I could, but then I'd be a liar.It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in thereYeah, Iโd totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning ๐ /sThen it will be a frasketA froffinFRIPThere's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!Because it's obviously a froot, right?So much dumb Iโm inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like: What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK or My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS So a hood. Or a bonnet.Don't kink shame. There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'. Come closer, I'll get the lube.
There's plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.I figured that was a fucking typo at firstA frunking typoLet me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.I could, but then I'd be a liar.It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in thereYeah, Iโd totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning ๐ /sThen it will be a frasketA froffinFRIPThere's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!Because it's obviously a froot, right?So much dumb Iโm inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like: What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK or My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS So a hood. Or a bonnet.Don't kink shame. There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'. Come closer, I'll get the lube.
Let me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.I could, but then I'd be a liar.It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in thereYeah, Iโd totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning ๐ /sThen it will be a frasketA froffinFRIPThere's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!
It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in thereYeah, Iโd totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning ๐ /sThen it will be a frasketA froffinFRIPThere's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.
Yeah, Iโd totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning ๐ /sThen it will be a frasketA froffinFRIP
So much dumb Iโm inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like: What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK or My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS
There's plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.
I figured that was a fucking typo at first
A frunking typo
Let me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.
I could, but then I'd be a liar.
It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in there
Yeah, Iโd totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning ๐ /s
Then it will be a frasket
A froffin
FRIP
There's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.
A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!
Because it's obviously a froot, right?
So much dumb Iโm inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like:
What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK
or
My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS
So a hood. Or a bonnet.
Don't kink shame. There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'. Come closer, I'll get the lube.