Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!

Five@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1077 points –
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You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn’t act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You’ll never find us. But victim or perpetrator, if your number’s up, we’ll find you.

You guys hiring?

You have to be mormon...they hire from BYU

Why is this plausible?

It’s fact. Submission to authority and being able to keep two versions of the truth in harmony without realizing you’re even doing it is highly marketable to them.

It was fun to see Michael Emerson in Fallout with a dog that looks just like Bear. He'll always be some variation of Finch to me.

Oh my God I didn't know he was in fallout. I guess I'm definitely watching that now

The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day.

That hasn't been a secret for quite a while by now.

You shouldn't have said that, you now have a target on your back. They will come after you.

I am not the first to say it or the one to reveal it. And since we didn't do shit about it I doubt they care about me saying it.