Dune rule

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Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.