Dune rule

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I have no skin in this game, but it's a hilarious take

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Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

Wait a minute. I listen to poob Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?

Bisexual

Nah, kid. I'm 10,000% gay.

I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand

Yeah comma as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.

It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.

Hey, wait a minute, just cause I like mediocre music for 16 year olds doesn't mean it's a bad opinion. That's just mean.

I love tool, was referring to you liking Star wars over dune

I don't listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.

I listen to Tool, but do not watch or want to watch both Star Wars and Dune.

It would be pretty unpleasant watching both Star Wars and Dune. I would recommend watching them one at a time so that you can understand them.

I think Dune is closer to game of thrones, especially the politics side, Leto II (let's make him not worm like in this example) would have everyone under his thumb in Westeros, ruled over everyone

But would you still love him as a worm?

I would but it would make his character too overpowered, he would be bran with the all seeing eye and have superhuman strength speed like children of Dune and his burrowing, healing abilities in God emperor. He does have a great weakness with water, but even that would be trivial to him

I listen to tool, I've seen star wars, I don't really have any interest in dune.

I'm probably broken though.

Okay but what if I told you that a few books in, Luke Skywalker's kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won't stop resurrecting Chewbacca no matter how many times he tries to die?

... Is that appealing?

i havent watched any of the films and dont know what tool is