Brace StyleSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1285 points – 4 months ago156Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsWhat if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like youAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after leaPack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQYou win a free trip to the HagueThey don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.Can this be done with emoji?😫Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.Thanks. I hate it.
What if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like youAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after leaPack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQYou win a free trip to the HagueThey don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.Can this be done with emoji?😫Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.Thanks. I hate it.
You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like youAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after leaPack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
You win a free trip to the HagueThey don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
They don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
What if I prefer this?
You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
You win a free trip to the Hague
They don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag.
Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
Can this be done with emoji?
😫
Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
Thanks. I hate it.