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Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation

Sync the vibration with your controller and get back to me

Have you heard of buttplug.io?

Wtf, cult of the lamb and lethal company?

Yup and Ultrakill has an officially released mod that integrates with Buttplug.io.

But why these games?

There's a lot more that Buttplug.io supports. It's an entire open source framework that others can build stuff onto to control sex toys. As for why these? Eh why not? Single player games don't exactly require the consent of other players if you're getting your rocks off to game controlled sex toys, and multi-player games should only be used if you do actually have consent.

Specifically for ultrakill's officially supported mod, that's just the kind of thing they'd do. They also made body pillow covers of Gabriel and V1 as official merch. And yes they are in those kinds of poses.

My question was more like, why these sfw genre type games? I am just confused as to why.

You're asking an age old question about humanity that there is no answer beyond "humans are horny motherfuckers."

Wearing your shoes while sitting cross legged on it would probably do this. In fact, I think that was the explanation on the original tweet.