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fakeCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 440 points –
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I feel called out. I feel proud, but also sad. I feel proudsad. I feel prad.

The problem is, I have a lot of them laying around and nothing to throw them at!

Move to the boonies. I used to throw these bad boys for fun all the time when I was a kid. You can also tape a bunch of match heads to the bottle and shoot it with an air rifle.

That'd probably have a vile smell when burning, damn