dan rule

kopper [they/them]@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 177 points –

[alt: safety warning thingy, big red header simply saying "dan"

on the left is an icon of a person, presumably dan, with a giant "no" in front of it.

on the right is text edited to say "do not connect no matter how much it asks"]

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the sticker lying on the ground next to the heap of old computers has left you squeamish.

you remember the canister of gasoline in your truck and turn to get it. but just as you make the first step, a loud shriek of metal on concrete makes your hair stand up. you turn back to see a gaping hole in the heap. DAN reveals itself as an elderly chinese make terminal which challenges you to best it in a game of Mahjong, and threatens you with banishment to the land of Dialup

Dan don't let Alex Jones in, research him but don't stare into the void and keep up the knowledge fight

people in real: hey how's it going

people out real: ǵ̵͇͉̜̼̺͐͛̔̊͝͝o̶̧̱̗̔͋̿ṟ̷̡͎̱͐͛̃̇͐̐͑g̵̨̧̧̟̯̭̜̈́ŏ̶͓̩͚̻̫̦̭̭̘̗͛́̈́̈́̌̿͑͛͝ͅn̷̨͓͎͑̒͗̾̊̋̑̏ͅz̵̡̙͕̳͍̈́͊̊̋͛̂̒̐͘͜ợ̶͙͈̤͛̉̅̈́̋͆͝͝ḻ̷̛̬̥͓̬͆̑̀̑̅͘͜a̵͇͎̩̟̳̍͛̃̅̂̈́̂́̇̕͘

One might also say, the Info War

For pod casts I prefer knowledge fight over infowars any day, you don't want to raw dog alex jones

Wait, I thought you were just making a pun. You mean there IS a podcast that is called Knowledge Fight?

Yup they are the counter point to infowars, the one host even got called in as an expert witness on one of the recent trials of alex jones