if this post gets 64 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 451 points –
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Spooky action at a distance

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I thought we established last time thst it was fancier to put all of the emphasis on the en and entirely gloss over, barely mumbling passant.

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I'm willing to negotiate for multiple ens as separate words, but multiple ns in a single en makes no sense at all. I'm adding 64 passes, which is physically meaningful. It's important we stay grounded in reality here.

+1 for actually counting the passes. It’s hard work, but someone has to do it, goddammit!

Still looks a bit narrow to me

You unambitious fools. I’m going to en passant onto the board of the people playing next to me!

That’s how you expand your territory.

I want to see a 600MB image upload. I want to see the upvote federation stress test lemmy’s infrastructure. I want an image so wide that my app crashes. I want to see how far we can push this before admins need a database upgrade to handle it. I want to watch the system burn in the name of a wider en passant.

The question is: how high have you doubled already? Bet we smash it!

Is this legal?

According to the laws in my country, yes. They don't concern board games though maybe your country has laws protecting citizens from this?

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