You are being approached with romantic intent

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 381 points –
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Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)

This guys over here asking for a blow job from dr phil. The worst part is, afterwards he's going to ask "Now how did that feel FOR YOU? Are you feelin' pretty good right about now?"

"I'm sorry daddy phil I've been a bad boy, you can send me to the ranch UwU"

Those "Other Mother" dead eyes really sell it. I feel like we've all been violated a bit in this moment.