97 bricks of coke were found (rule)

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96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

For real. Dealers rarely have 93 bricks of cocaine, like this guy.

92 bricks has got to be some kind record.

Y'all ever notice how this only ever happens when they find 91 bricks of cocaine?

For real. They have to find 90 bricks of cocaine for it to become a thing, I guess.

Good thing they found 86 bricks, imagine what would've happened if they didn't find those 85 bricks?

I'm sorry, did you say 84 bricks? Could've sworn they found 83...

97 bricks of cocaine on the wall 97 bricks of cocaine if one of those bricks should happen to fall 96 bricks of cocaine on the wall

What a dedicated man. He cut every packet and tasted a finger tip to ensure all the evidence was properly tagged.

Imagine being self-aware paranoid because you're high as a kite.
Now add to that actual live news cameras and microphones, thrust right in front of yer plastered piehole.

Does feddit.de geoblock outside the EU?