(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
I've said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
I could fight him.
Don’t fight children.
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
I have these strings
To hold you down
I tie them tight, you can't burst out
You might scream
But I'm happy
I've got your skin on me
(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
I've said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
I could fight him.
Don’t fight children.
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
c/twosentencehorror
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.
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