wizards #1 rule

glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 353 points –
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Eagerly waiting for Tactical Breach Wizards to release...

Me playing baldur's gate and then having no spell slots for the next encounter

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

Thanks for the Champions of Krynn flashback. 12-year-old me used to love exploiting the item duplication save glitch; the game was practically over once I found a wand of fireball. Character classes were irrelevant after that.

Kobolds? Fireball. Zombies? Fireball. Draconians? Absolutely use fireball. Paladin death knight lich? Believe it or not, fireball.

Nah just cast ZE GREAZE as soon as the door opens; you'll be fine

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

Unfortunately your party was following the first step. Its their fault for rolling well on initiative, time to fire away

"I was a wizard the whole time"

Did they survive somehow? Scorching ray go brrrrrrr

Doors and corners.

Both will be blown clear off the building if you aim right.

You're saying that portraying Black people as violent monkeys is correct??