Music to my Ear

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Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making "yo mama" jokes.

And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.

"HEY! I'm scuttling heah!"

*who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent

Well, not always, not if fren.

Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.

^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch

I always heard this joke as "If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming."

I'm pretty sure it sounds like "dad-u-chuk?" and "did-a-chick" and such.