Everything I know about being in my 40s is what I learned from Al BundySolidGrue@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 98 points – 2 weeks ago21Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldAl Bundy was a shoe salesman, but owned a home, car, and supported his family on a single income.Look at what they stole from us!ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him workHow's your relationship with your hippie son-in-law?Not great, he's kind of a Meathead.Al Bundy is my hero, and boy do I had/have a crush on Kelly, incredibleI read this as A.I. Bundy Shoot me $12 I’ve chosen DS9-era Chief Miles O’Brien as my model for my 40s, personally. I’m 42 and have avoided being cloned, time travel anomalies, and being virtually imprisoned pretty successfully so far.How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?Hand down the front of your pants?Feels rightBrb, grabbing some toaster leavins.Here's something that might blow your mind - watch a few episodes, then listen to Barracuda by Heart. It's not her :oThen watch Futurama. It is her!1 more...Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.she does sing though.1 more...So you're broke, a joke, and constantly sexually assaulted by your smoking hot, but financially irresponsible wife?Man, I am so glad I didn't turn into that - my extended family actually like having me around.
Al Bundy was a shoe salesman, but owned a home, car, and supported his family on a single income.Look at what they stole from us!ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work
ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work
I’ve chosen DS9-era Chief Miles O’Brien as my model for my 40s, personally. I’m 42 and have avoided being cloned, time travel anomalies, and being virtually imprisoned pretty successfully so far.How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?
How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?
Here's something that might blow your mind - watch a few episodes, then listen to Barracuda by Heart. It's not her :oThen watch Futurama. It is her!1 more...Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.she does sing though.1 more...
Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.
If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.
So you're broke, a joke, and constantly sexually assaulted by your smoking hot, but financially irresponsible wife?
Al Bundy was a shoe salesman, but owned a home, car, and supported his family on a single income.
Look at what they stole from us!
ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work
How's your relationship with your hippie son-in-law?
Not great, he's kind of a Meathead.
Al Bundy is my hero, and boy do I had/have a crush on Kelly, incredible
I read this as A.I. Bundy
I’ve chosen DS9-era Chief Miles O’Brien as my model for my 40s, personally.
I’m 42 and have avoided being cloned, time travel anomalies, and being virtually imprisoned pretty successfully so far.
How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.
Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?
Hand down the front of your pants?
Feels right
Brb, grabbing some toaster leavins.
Here's something that might blow your mind - watch a few episodes, then listen to Barracuda by Heart.
It's not her :o
Then watch Futurama. It is her!
Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?
If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.
she does sing though.
So you're broke, a joke, and constantly sexually assaulted by your smoking hot, but financially irresponsible wife?
Man, I am so glad I didn't turn into that - my extended family actually like having me around.