Rule of no thanks, I already ate

Zeppo@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 105 points –
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In the fine print: "Smoked salmon in rye bread. Does not contain cock."
That's still a hard pass from me. If you have to assure me that there's no cock in it without being asked, I don't want it.

Oh, well never mind then.

Like a former British pm, I prefer the ham cock.

I thought it was the pig that got the cock, not "gave" it?
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Either way ew, but good reference, never forget piggate.