Samuel Alito’s Mysterious Absence From Supreme Court Raises QuestionsAbovethefold@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world – 111 points – 1 weeks agonewrepublic.com13Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldHes dead but they'll parade his corpse until electionsHas to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.That tracks, he gets an island, Thomas gets a bus where he's supposed to hang out in the back of.Lake Laogai?Probably on another luxury vacation to relax from all the stress, and refill his bank account.Don't get your hopes up, this kind of thing happens sometimesFingers crossed for good news.I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning. Maybe he won’t recover…Went to live with ScaliaMaybe he "fell" on a flag pole.Weekend at Sammy'sHe's still rendering opinions.Maybe his wife is doing that for him too now.
Has to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.That tracks, he gets an island, Thomas gets a bus where he's supposed to hang out in the back of.Lake Laogai?
I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning. Maybe he won’t recover…
Hes dead but they'll parade his corpse until elections
Has to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.
That tracks, he gets an island, Thomas gets a bus where he's supposed to hang out in the back of.
Lake Laogai?
Probably on another luxury vacation to relax from all the stress, and refill his bank account.
Don't get your hopes up, this kind of thing happens sometimes
Fingers crossed for good news.
I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning.
Maybe he won’t recover…
Went to live with Scalia
Maybe he "fell" on a flag pole.
Weekend at Sammy's
He's still rendering opinions.
Maybe his wife is doing that for him too now.