Blåhaj rule

BiNonBi@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 229 points –
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I wish for every conservative to mysteriously dissappear off the face of the earth

violently

Sounds like the plot of Left Behind

I wish for people to learn the difference between its and it's.

I would just like to receive a nice compliment, something to brighten my day.

Health and happiness for everyone, except for…

The ability for anyone to shape-shift instantly, painlessly and without any side effects into any gender they want at any time. 🥚🙏🤞

Fr though where would I aquire a specimen such as this? I am trans and yellow is my favorite color so I'm legally obligated to buy him