I have had cocaine nights gentler than this. My head keeps darting around like a songbird's. The width of my skull feels off. My eyeballs are dry. I can hear my blood.
Lmao
Yeah, actually, I don't miss college.
Diabeetus
And arrythmia...
And the big sleep
Ah, so there it is! Red Bull, in fact, does give you wings!
I was expecting some reflection or some larger message or lesson the author learned. Nah, he drank a lot of Red Bulls, got predictably sick, and documented it. I appreciated reading it though. I kinda want a Red Bull now…
and documented it.
The scientific method at work
While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.
article author is tragically misinformed, everyone knows it’s wiiings that redbull gives you
Lmao
Yeah, actually, I don't miss college.
Diabeetus
And arrythmia...
And the big sleep
Ah, so there it is! Red Bull, in fact, does give you wings!
I was expecting some reflection or some larger message or lesson the author learned. Nah, he drank a lot of Red Bulls, got predictably sick, and documented it. I appreciated reading it though. I kinda want a Red Bull now…
The scientific method at work
While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.
article author is tragically misinformed, everyone knows it’s wiiings that redbull gives you