I should really get off the rule

vale@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 421 points –
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More fibre.

oh no it's not the diet. it's the fact that I've been on my phone for an hour

Probably because your Internet speed is good due to fiber.

Me watching 2-hour long iceberg videos about games I've never played:

Or way too much fiber.

Too little fribre, bad poo, also too much fibree, also bad poo. Thicc or thin, bad poo.

When you are on the clock but the boss never checks up on you

I was driving to my partner’s house like 12 years ago and l drove past “(something) COCKTAIL LOUNGE” and “TAIL” was burnt out… I tried to get a picture but I was driving so it was all blurry and now nobody would ever believe me.

Or maybe they cold turn the “tail” off at will when it’s gay-bar-mode.

That's a photo worth pulling over for. Either your partner understands, or they're not the one.

Oh my partner believe me, but I feel is too far fetched to tell like.. at a party.