Earth temperatures are hitting record highs. What are we getting Olympic gold in?

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Ruining men.

Increased ambient temperature correlates to a reduction in sperm motility. That's right, real men care about keeping global temperatures from rising further. Only little betas insecure about their dick size want increased oil drilling and plastics production because it eventually drags the alpha men to their level.

Lol, weaponizing toxic masculinity for climate justice, are we?

Yep. And you sound like a cuck with testes full of microplastics.

(jk, just playing a bit. Think it could take off in MAGA circles?)

Converting oil back into CO2, we’re reversing what millions of generations of trees did in a fraction of the time.

earth rape?

if she didnt want it, she wouldnt have left all that old coalified and liquified biomatter layin around