Kickapoo school district sees 440% higher cost because of private school voucher funding

politics @lemmy.world – 223 points – 1 weeks ago

Changed headline from the site to be a bit more clear

Edit: to clarify the original headline makes it sound like taxes are 440% higher when it means taxes going to education are 440% higher

Edit 2: 2nd attempt of clarifying the title

A long ass fucking time ago, In a town called Kickapoo

There lived a humble family, religious through and through...

But, yeah, there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line, a vision he did see of fuck rocking all the time

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.

Oh the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave.

Then I sliced his fucking cockles, with a long and shiny blade!

Twas I who fucked the dragon,

Fuck-a-lie, sing fuck-a-loo!

And if you don't believe me then,

I shall fuck you tooooo!

Twas I who fucked the dragon,

Fuck-a-lie, sing fuck-a-loo!

And if you don't believe me then,

I shall fuck you tooooo!

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Kickapoo school district sees 440% higher cost over private school voucher funding, tax increases

Wait, you think that is a more clear headline than this:

Kickapoo school district taxpayers see 440% tax hike over private school funding

Your headline makes it sound like the school district's costs are 440% higher. Absolute trainwreck.

Wow, there's actually a place called Kickapoo, I thought Tenacious D made it up

That’s why you gotta wear your shitkickers when you visit.

Brought to you by the party of “fiscal responsibility.”

Responsibly move as much money as possible into their own coffers

party of “fiscal responsibility.”

This is just a preview of what to come in the educational system of America.

Voucher schools for the rich funded by taxpayers to offset private charter school cost, and shit education that’s super expensive for everyone else.

It's like the scan in office space. They made a decimal error and now exposed the scam as a wealth transfer to the rich again.

Kick-a-poo? really? 🦶💩

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