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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 285 points –
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Saw it coming a mile away.

Dude......why are you watching stuffed animals orgasm with binoculars???

Also, those are some impressive binoculars! Where'd you get those?

A: a spy satellite monitors them for me, then sends me a text (with optional pic attached) summarizing what they’re doing.

2: I don’t use binoculars.