Gotta rizz up Beelzebub

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 488 points –
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In today's news, a growing segment of the population has doubts about the so-called "never ending torture and eternal damnation" scenario. Many believe that the armageddon is not real and is in fact only a conspiracy by the global elite to hide their vast wealth in these newly formed pools of hot magma.

Cthulhu shows up and people start trying to dose going mad to get high