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"man door hand hook car door": I am not wise enough to understand the sextuple nominative, might be an ancient incantation.

a man with a hook hand had tried to gain entrance to the car but because she locked the door he couldn't open it.

Aw I am sure sweaty loved her back >.<

"I think the engine is broken. Let me go get more fuel"

This sounds like a fever dream interpretation of the Halloween episode of Community Season 3, Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps.

Go watch it if you haven't already, great stuff.