My fucking God this guy needs help.
"This is my decree" you're a lemmy mod bro, not the king of england.
Some things never change... No matter what the platform, there will always be pretentious mods
I think pretentious may be an understatement for this guy
Lmao, yeah imma be real with you I didn't read it all either. It gives me a headache, too much unformatted text. The highlights I got were his love of Elton John and Hemaphroditic cousin
I, unfortunately, did read all of it, and I think it took a year or two off my life, sadly.
I have no idea if you're lying and will never find out, that makes it funnier
At the very least he didn't bury the lede, I got the idea after he said "we are conservatives that respect the constitution"