Be safe out there tonightData's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 314 points – 11 months ago12Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldYour ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?How about you give them a little privacyWhy, doing things with the resident succubus of course...Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!Surfing Lemmy probablyI'd just piss the bed then buy a new oneAckshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding timePee is stored in the GutsIt's djinn time ๐Not me reading this post at 3amYouโre safe if youโre outside the US. All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian. Edit: I just realized that โhauntโ is spoken with an O sound while โhouseโ is spoken with an A soundโฆ oh ingrishโฆAnother incentive to step away from broadcast programming.
Your ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?How about you give them a little privacyWhy, doing things with the resident succubus of course...Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!Surfing Lemmy probably
Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!
Youโre safe if youโre outside the US. All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian. Edit: I just realized that โhauntโ is spoken with an O sound while โhouseโ is spoken with an A soundโฆ oh ingrishโฆ
Your ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?
How about you give them a little privacy
Why, doing things with the resident succubus of course...
Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!
Surfing Lemmy probably
I'd just piss the bed then buy a new one
Ackshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding time
Pee is stored in the Guts
It's djinn time ๐
Not me reading this post at 3am
Youโre safe if youโre outside the US.
All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian.
Edit: I just realized that โhauntโ is spoken with an O sound while โhouseโ is spoken with an A soundโฆ oh ingrishโฆ
Another incentive to step away from broadcast programming.