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"Love falling asleep in the dungeon next to a big ring of keys" 😂

I wanted to be a guard, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

same but an old-timey british police constable

imagine getting to wear a silly hat and going "ROIGHT WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?"

Me and the other guards rushing to fight 1 guy in glowing armor. Spoiler we all died.

#STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE, OR FACE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.