All the Mug Shots of Donald Trump and His Alleged Co-Conspirators

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Except there is no mugshot of DT...

Oh, but if the headline were honest, how would they get you to click the link?

If the headline had been "Mugshots of DT's alleged co-conspirators released" I still would have taken a look.

Let's take a guess at what each person was thinking.

Rudy Giuliani: "Wait a second, this isn't the Ritz Carlton."

Sidney Powell: Nothing intelligent. The conspiracy theories have melted her brain.

Jenna Ellis: "Maybe if I smile they'll let me go."

John Eastman: "Cronk not know what going on."

Kenneth Cheseboro: "OMG this is happening."

Scott Hall: "I will kill whoever it takes to get away with this."

David Shafer: "Ha ha ha ha! I'm totally fucked!"`

Ray Smith: Also contemplating murder but knows better.

Cathy Latham: She has no thoughts. She's a deer caught in the headlights.

This link is broken. It's spitting out nothing but captchas for me. I'm solving them and it's just spitting them out more. I'm done.

Giulliani tryna look hard, but just looking like he can't remember where he left his teeth.

It's like you can tell who thinks they're going to get away with it and who knows they're boned.

Oh boy. Cathy and Ray are absolutely fucked. Bet those two flip so fast they break the sound barrier.

One by one, these people will flip Jenna may be all smiles now, but when she gets 5 years minimum, she's gonna be a sob story.

Jenna is hoping Trump or a Republican wins so she can get off scot free.

Doesn't matter. These are state charges that can't be pardoned by a president.

Also, the way pardons work in Georgia: you have to serve the full sentence and wait 5 years before being considered for one by a parole board.

That's the smile of a fucking moron. Nothing more. Nothing less.

But... but I'm not a robot...

Yeah am I missing something? I've yet to get a page at this domain to load

You know nine times out of ten it's your ad-blocker.

Disabling AdGuard let me through. No surprise. Running an archive like that has got to be costly.

You'd think they'd be able to get the lighting a bit more even and consistent

its surprisingly hard when the subject is so fucking dim

The photographer wanted to make sure we knew that the defendants are all white.