Dude, where's my car?

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 582 points –
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Lucky it wasn't towed. My town has tow trucks waiting for violators.

People laughed at me when I said this would happen. Laughed so loudly. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

Oh yes, all of your "farm fresh" and "handmade" goods are so nice, but at what cost?! Where do we draw the line? They pop up where they please, sell what they like, and disappear into the early evening with whatever was left behind!

You can't trust these "farmers" and their nameless "market"! Why are there so many of them? How do they appear to operate independently, but with so much goddamned planning? WHERE DO THEY TAKE THE CHILDREN AT MARKETS END?!

You've gotta pester them about where their farm is! Like, what soil are you using to grow those handmade ceramic bowls?

The folded in wing mirrors here tell a story.

Irreversible damage to the farmers market

This is part of why they closed Murphy Ave. off to car traffic.

Why is it called a farmer's market when every market I have ever been on has farmers.

I kinda want a follow-up to this. Did they have space to back the car out? Was this right in the middle of the market, and they just had to come back later? Did they hang out until it ended and just vibed?