UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats

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UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats | Bareilly News - Times of India
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What's "UP man"?

Uttar Pradesh, it's a province of India

I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn't be surprised if the story was from there.

It's basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.

I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.

I'm from Michigan. 'UP' is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second

Wait…. This isn’t a Yooper Man (close cousin of Florida Man?)

Edit: the article is about India. No idea what “UP” is…. But I’m just gonna go with “India has Yoopers too”

Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.

how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?

dude calm down

chomp

okay I'll tie him up

No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went

Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self