The UwU Wadio at work :3 [Rule]

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 107 points –

One of the stations at work finally replaced the sticker for their desk radio, I've been trying to get there early enough for weeks to get this pic.

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"Hello, is anybody on this frequency?"

"Hewwo how may I hewp u? :3"

"We need help"

"ÓwÒ?"

"We had a car accident, everybody is injured. I'm losing so much blood."

"Oh noes, sounds wike someone did an oopsie woopsie :3c"

"John is dead! We need an ambulance!"

"oki doki hehe uwu calls an ambulance"

"Did you just say uwu? Oh God, is this really the last thing I'll ever hear?"

"Soo... do you still need that ambuwulance? Hewwo? Huh, must've changed theiw mind uwu"

Am I crazy ? I don’t see any uwu thing

Good for you, if you really want to know google the sticker

Oh fuck it’s one of those “codes”

I’ll pass

Nah. Just a url for an image host.

Yeah, I don't really fancy following unspecified urls for unknown image hosts.

Nevemind, I took the dive and clicked the first link appearing to be a uk website. It's just furry porn. There homepage, however, is fucking amazing.

What

Monosodium glutamate (MSG), also known as sodium glutamate, is the sodium salt of glutamic acid. MSG is found naturally in some foods including tomatoes and cheese in this glutamic acid form. MSG is used in cooking as a flavor enhancer with an umami taste that intensifies the meaty, savory flavor of food, as naturally occurring glutamate does in foods such as > stews and meat soups.
The European Union classifies it as a food additive permitted in certain foods and subject to quantitative limits. MSG has the HS code 29224220 and the E number E621.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate

(Alternatively it's a furry website you definitely don't want to look up if you value your innocence)

MSG is a furry thing? Is that what I'm reading?

Yes, anyone who uses MSG in their cooking is a furry, do not belive them if they try to tell you they are not.

Fuiyoh, Uncle Roger made me and my whole family furries.

😱

Why didn't anyone warn me before now?! I've been using some lately and now that you mention it I am stawting to feew a widdle UwU ¯\_(ツ)_/¯