"Water Buffalo" just doesn't have the same ring

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Honestly surprised no one uses panda in papers

I think it'd be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.

People don't thing of pandas as powerful or threatening

I am just surprized they don't say super racist shit like ching chong bing bong.

Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.

Turtle, Kirin, and Phoenix: are we a joke to you

By nature, kirin abhor the scent of blood, and killing a person near a kirin or even just the sight of blood will greatly weaken it. In severe cases, a kirin may suffer from "blood sickness", which includes symptoms like fever and vomiting.