happens to the best of us

Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 511 points –
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Actually it was the covid vaccine that killed Uncle Ben

Thought so too, because of his clearly visible injection spot, but he was telling otherwise, damn nanobots.

The man died doing what he loved, injecting nanobots into his veins and sweating for hours.

The movie was released a year or so after 9/11/01. So, obviously, bin Laden released covid from his laboratory.

Anybody who's actually smart realizes it wasn't actually bin laden with 5g, but actually Biden over Lan. Look for the clues sheeple.

Uncle ben you should only put up to 1 gram in a blunt