This quote is fucking metal

zsnell02@sh.itjust.works to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com – 628 points –

And the fact it came from Steve Jobs is just funny

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I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.

The answer to the question is found in a Village People song.

Well, you can still be a kind of a pirate in the navy

Vice Admiral Stirling, please can you explain why you have been tormenting over 1000 episodes of a cartoon called "the one price" and from a Russian website? You understand that you are on a Vanguard class submarine and are commander of the fleet?

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!

Vice Admiral Stirling was using his work computer, not using a VPN, and wasn't paying attention in basic IT training. Should've just asked literally anyone in Engineering. Guarantee they already have the entire thing on a 20 TB NAS stashed away somewhere in the outboards.