irreplaceable oc ruleHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 331 points – 9 months agojokester10Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldI need to make a call. how about some fight or flight response?Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?"Intelligent Design" my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be "designed". If there were a god, they'd need to have their godly design license revoked"Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!" "False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit."God: "Hey! I said "and it was good", I didn't say "and it was perfect" "Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkeywe can throw things really good though. i like that partReally not sure I get this You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?Yes.Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches
I need to make a call. how about some fight or flight response?Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?
"Intelligent Design" my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be "designed". If there were a god, they'd need to have their godly design license revoked"Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!" "False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit."God: "Hey! I said "and it was good", I didn't say "and it was perfect" "
Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkeywe can throw things really good though. i like that part
Really not sure I get this You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?Yes.Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches
I need to make a call.
how about some fight or flight response?
Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?
"Intelligent Design" my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be "designed". If there were a god, they'd need to have their godly design license revoked
"Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!"
"False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit."
God: "Hey! I said "and it was good", I didn't say "and it was perfect" "
Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey
we can throw things really good though. i like that part
Really not sure I get this
You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?
Yes.
Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches