you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

buru@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 39 points –

ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?

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Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.

that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home

@buru5

Ask him who he is and what game series hes from

That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer

Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!

Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

DOGS: GUTS!

my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.